Official Documents
Babies Official Documents Declassified !
Through the wonders of modern technology, a number of official ARSJB documents were recently temporarily removed from nitrogen storage and electronically scanned for sharing with the general public. It is no longer necessary to visit Washington, D.C. to see these culturally significant historical treasures displayed side by side with the Declaration of Independence! You may click on the link to download these electronic images for further study.
- President Taft’s 1912 Proclamation declaring the Babies as Licensed Professional Negativity Decimators: Taft Proclamation 1912
- ARSJB official birthplace of presidential recognition is the location where President Taft signed the above proclamation, please click on the link: ARSJB Birthplace
- Aunt Ruby’s official patent for a Negativity Decimation System: NDS Patent App 8×11
- Overall map of the Isle de Babes (Jazz Babies Island) as well as the dedicated boundaries on the island for each Baby: Isle de Babes
- Overall Earth map of ARSJB field offices, visit us when you are traveling: ARSJB Field Offices
- ARSJB organization chart: ARSJB Org Chart
- ARSJB dartboard for jealous husbands:
